thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

dunsparce:

animatedamerican:

mingsonjia:

circetorilavalos:

zooophagous:

mingsonjia:

Talking about cats, this one just got her koi for this year. I wish you every year to be like that cat 年年有鱼

Photography by 镜视眼88

That cat is a very skilled little fisher.

Btw that’s both a visual and a literal Chinese pun and I’m literally laughing so hard right now (my parents say this every year) and I want everyone to understand this.

Here’s the two phrases you’ll need to know:

年年有鱼 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) fish every year”

年年有余 (nián nián you yú) - “(I wish you have) extra every year”
- this is a common blessing used in China

Both the 鱼 and 余 characters sound exactly the same and here’s where the pun comes in.

Every Lunar New Year, as good luck, we eat “fish” so that we can “have fish every year”. In other words, we’re eating fish so that we can have extra every year.

Extra what, you ask? Extra everything! Extra money in the bank, extra food on our tables, extra happiness, etc, etc. It’s like an all-around blessing. Very kind and used often during Lunar New Year.

The cat has already gotten her “extra” (fish) for the year so the blogger is wishing you “fish” (extra) every year ^^

finally someone explained it, thank you<3

I am so delighted to learn that somebody else also has the tradition of eating puns for blessings on the New Year.

REBLOG FOR A GOOD EXTRA LUCKY YEAR

vamploverrr:

sadmemegf:

ways to make ur bed comfy

• put me in it

Duh

pillowtlk07:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

anaisnein:

I am an adult and do not want protection from adult content

I want protection from adult content such as bills and work and laundry

I want protection from censorship and people who want to dictate my choices!! I’m a fucking adult and if I want to view adult content mind your own fucking business…😡

mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

jingles:

x

confusedapprentice:

Me: * has panic attack, overacts, cries and breaks down*

Things: * turn out okay*

Me:

moonbuckets:

a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler

right, @staff ?

stephenstrangeisaho:

iopele:

novelconcepts:

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

seems like the right time of year to bring this back around

The phrase “the customer is always right” doesn’t even mean what people take it to mean. It refers to a broad economic sense, meaning that whatever the customers demand as a whole is right. Retailers must follow the likes and interests of their customer base. But it’s been distorted over the years and people think it gives them a license to cuss out a 17 year old just trying to save money for college. 

lovelykouga:

weloveshortvideos:

When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway 

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

vampireapologist:

I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”

communistbakery:

wdwpres:

with-drops-of-jupiter:

I C A N N O T breathe

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

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chillxmami:

my mindset is changing and i just don’t want to be around certain things or people anymore